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February 14, 2015February 7, 2017Bill Linnane

The saddest Valentine’s tweet

Fifty shades of ennui.

February 5, 2015August 22, 2016Bill Linnane

Hey, remember when I used to post loads of stupid Lotto photoshoots?

Anyway: The €10m National Lottery midweek jackpot has been postponed until tonight after a technical problem stopped ticket machines working. It is the first time in nearly 30 years of Lotto jackpots that a draw has been postponed. OMG this means we are all going to win! OMG OMG! This is how excited I am right now: Also, do not […]

February 2, 2015February 7, 2017Bill Linnane

Cupid stunts

RTÉ’s Mary ‘Benjamin Button’ Kennedy and Marty ‘Martyred Saint’ Whelan abduct a child to celebrate St Valentine’s Day some time back. God be with the days when you could do this sort of thing, now the PC police would be all ‘child protection this’ and ‘WTF that’. Back in the 1990s you could […]

January 20, 2015February 7, 2017Bill Linnane

Mouth wide shut

Ever wanted to try a full-bodied 30-year-old? On Valentine’s Night? Course you didn’t! Anyway: There’s one idea that’s been percolating in Bompas & Parr’s collective consciousness for a little while now but has lain dormant while we considered the practical and ethical considerations of hosting an anatomical whisky tasting. This involves a fine, 25-year-old single […]

November 27, 2014August 22, 2016Bill Linnane

The death of creativity

I’m not saying that having Rachel Wallace jumping out of a bush in Stephen’s Green dressed as the Easter Bunny qualifies as ‘creativity’, but at least there was a theme. Seeing this disappointing show from the Lotto peeps almost makes me glad I won’t be posting any more awkward photoshoots from January on, as I […]

November 26, 2014December 20, 2015Bill Linnane

Wow, nothing can cheer that guy up. Roz Purcell with Wish Child Amelia Deane launching the annual Fairy and Make-A Wish Christmas Partnership which will help to grant even more magical wishes this winter. Amelia had her wish come true when Make-A-Wish Ireland arranged for her to bake with her idol, Buddy, star of […]

November 25, 2014December 20, 2015Bill Linnane

Not the hero Jenga wants, but the hero Jenga needs

‘Say hi to your folks for me. Or any folks really. I didn’t have any myself you know. Which is why I am shit at Jenga.’ The Dark Knight takes a dark shite on some kid’s game at the Christmas Toy Show at the RDS which runs until Sunday November 30. Toy hunters have the chance […]