The €10m National Lottery midweek jackpot has been postponed until tonight after a technical problem stopped ticket machines working.
It is the first time in nearly 30 years of Lotto jackpots that a draw has been postponed.
OMG this means we are all going to win! OMG OMG! This is how excited I am right now:
Also, do not contact me to point out that the photoshoots are for the EuroMillions and not the Irish Lotto or I will send my aircraft carrying dog to hunt you down.