In June 1940, a man walked from the surf onto a beach on the Dingle peninsula. He stopped to bury a radio transmitter in the sand, walked inland until he stumbled across an old railway line and then headed towards the town of Dingle. With an hour to kill until the bus to Tralee, he […]
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Whisky go leor
I love Edinburgh. It is a beautiful, upside-down and inside-out Rubiks Cube of a city, forever shifting and changing, and not just because of the trams and the excavations they wrought on its beautiful landscape. As the writer Murdo Macdonald said, Edinburgh is a city that makes you think about what a city should […]
Hey, remember when I used to post loads of stupid Lotto photoshoots?
Anyway: The €10m National Lottery midweek jackpot has been postponed until tonight after a technical problem stopped ticket machines working. It is the first time in nearly 30 years of Lotto jackpots that a draw has been postponed. OMG this means we are all going to win! OMG OMG! This is how excited I am right now: Also, do not […]
The death of creativity
I’m not saying that having Rachel Wallace jumping out of a bush in Stephen’s Green dressed as the Easter Bunny qualifies as ‘creativity’, but at least there was a theme. Seeing this disappointing show from the Lotto peeps almost makes me glad I won’t be posting any more awkward photoshoots from January on, as I […]
As soon as I won the money I said it would go for the good of the town. I’ve already given half of it away. I always said I’d keep £1million for myself and give the rest to the town. There is so much talent here in the Strabane area, people just need to be […]
Farewell to the flesh
Farewell also to ‘not having pneumonia’. Euromillions FTW.
Giant hollow pig that can only be filled with money is used as metaphor for gamblers in startlingly honest Lotto promo
Wow that position looks comfortable and in no way awkward. Anyway, it was won. Locals ‘buzzing’ over €8m lotto win
Have we lost the true meaning of Euromillions promo megapost?
We have not. Here’s to another 12 months of witless begrudgery, spitting on print media’s grave and awkwardly posed Lovely Girls. Some day this horseshit blog will take off. Some day. 😦
Wreath of Khan
Brace yourself for some terrible puns: Take a “Holly”-Day after winning €50 million EuroMillions jackpot!! Tuesday night’s EuroMillions jackpot is an estimated €XX million and stunning model Holly Keating will be hoping that one lucky player in Ireland will win big and have the perfect “Holly”-day as Ireland’s newest EuroMillions millionaire. Holly is hoping that one lucky player in Ireland […]
Shallow Grave: The Musical
Or a Lotto photoshoot: You decide.
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