Anyway: The €10m National Lottery midweek jackpot has been postponed until tonight after a technical problem stopped ticket machines working. It is the first time in nearly 30 years of Lotto jackpots that a draw has been postponed. OMG this means we are all going to win! OMG OMG! This is how excited I am right now: Also, do not […]
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As soon as I won the money I said it would go for the good of the town. I’ve already given half of it away. I always said I’d keep £1million for myself and give the rest to the town. There is so much talent here in the Strabane area, people just need to be […]
Farewell to the flesh
Farewell also to ‘not having pneumonia’. Euromillions FTW.
Have we lost the true meaning of Euromillions promo megapost?
We have not. Here’s to another 12 months of witless begrudgery, spitting on print media’s grave and awkwardly posed Lovely Girls. Some day this horseshit blog will take off. Some day. 😦
Wreath of Khan
Brace yourself for some terrible puns: Take a “Holly”-Day after winning €50 million EuroMillions jackpot!! Tuesday night’s EuroMillions jackpot is an estimated €XX million and stunning model Holly Keating will be hoping that one lucky player in Ireland will win big and have the perfect “Holly”-day as Ireland’s newest EuroMillions millionaire. Holly is hoping that one lucky player in Ireland […]
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