
Festivus is no longer for the rest of us it seems. Looks like ’12 pubs’ is now more ’12 pubes’, aimed solely at the underage drinker. They are welcome to it:
https://twitter.com/TheDeanSmith7/status/678658855560200193
https://twitter.com/AndrewMcMahon8/status/678359972963553282
Ugh.