I came down one morning and had missed a call from Shane Junior and I’d missed it at 4am. I knew he’d been out so I was panicking, thinking ‘Oh my God’, he might be in hospital and all that. And it had gone to voicemail and I was listening for about the first ten seconds and I was thinking, ‘What the hell is that?’

I realised his phone had gone off during his night of passion. I hope he’s not watching today but let me say I listened for four-and-a-half minutes, I was dead impressed.

Coleen Nolan listened to her son having sex and was dead impressed.