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  • The saddest Valentine’s tweet

    https://twitter.com/jasmine_lasbury/status/566595428091953152

    Fifty shades of ennui.

     

  • Reality bite stick

    https://twitter.com/_Rytarded/status/566342732160204801

    This is east Cork’s version of Christian Grey:

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    And some light bondage and pain play:

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    The safe word is ‘square ball’.

     

  • Je suis désolée

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    He has slightly less hair. Also, he tries not to look so much like Willy Wonka.

    Via Youghal Says No.

  • At least somebody is thinking of the children

    You know it’s serious when someone says ‘I hope you’re happy’.

  • Shocking stat, stat

    https://twitter.com/sbb12Burke/status/565677413372534785

    Second most highest. Startling.

  • There were lots of theories and rumours; one German academic thought that because Midleton was in a valley downwind from pharmaceutical companies and telephone masts it might have something to do with it. Another doctor thought perhaps there was some genetic link between the people in the area that made them more likely to take their own lives – but these theories were never proved.

    Midleton’s Pat Buckley, who lost two brothers to suicide. No mention from him on what direction the wind was blowing when he decided to drink and drive whilst four times over the limit. As for finding the root of mental health issues, he might be better off reading a bit more Philip Larkin and watching less M Night Shyamalan.

  • This dude is straight-up nuts.

    What Chris Kyle, who story is told in American Sniper, texted to a friend about the man on trial for killing him. A lawyer for Eddie Ray Routh said in opening statements of the man’s murder trial that Routh’s insanity was so evident that Kyle and his friend Chad Littlefield exchanged texts expressing alarm as the three rode together in February 2013 to a Texas shooting range.

    “He’s (sitting) right behind me, watch my six,” Littlefield texted back, using a military reference for watching one’s back.

    But a prosecutor said Routh still knew right from wrong, even with a history of mental illness.

    The first day of the highly anticipated trial also included sometimes tearful testimony from Kyle’s widow, who spoke about her husband’s passion for helping veterans, gun safety and opposition to mixing alcohol with gun use.

    The case has drawn intense interest, largely because of Kyle’s memoir about being a sniper who served four tours in Iraq. The Oscar-nominated film based on the book has grossed nearly $300 million.

  • Nananananana Catman

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    And sher who wouldn’t love a two-faced creature of the night that’s riddled with feline Aids? Actually, I think that was one of my wedding vows. Etc.

     

  • The best argument yet against same-sex marriage

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    You heard it here first: The Gays hate cake.

  • One of the inmates flagged down Dr. Albert Paulson and said, ‘You guys have a real problem. You can’t drink when you take this drug.’ And Dr. Paulson said, ‘Oh, come on, you were probably drinking cleaning fluid,’ The inmate shook his head and pulled out a flask of Jack Daniels whiskey that had been smuggled in, and that’s when they knew they had a real problem. You start sweating. You vomit. Actually, a few people have even died from these reactions, so it’s not trivial. And no drug company would develop a drug like this. As one friend put it, if you couldn’t drink, then you wouldn’t need a male contraceptive.

    Doctor John Amory, a professor of medicine at the University of Washington, discussing a male contraceptive pill that was tested on prison inmates. All went well – until they discovered the pill reacted badly with alcohol.