Anyway: The €10m National Lottery midweek jackpot has been postponed until tonight after a technical problem stopped ticket machines working. It is the first time in nearly 30 years of Lotto jackpots that a draw has been postponed. OMG this means we are all going to win! OMG OMG! This is how excited I am right now: Also, do not […]
As soon as I won the money I said it would go for the good of the town. I’ve already given half of it away. I always said I’d keep £1million for myself and give the rest to the town. There is so much talent here in the Strabane area, people just need to be […]
Farewell also to ‘not having pneumonia’. Euromillions FTW.
We have not. Here’s to another 12 months of witless begrudgery, spitting on print media’s grave and awkwardly posed Lovely Girls. Some day this horseshit blog will take off. Some day. 🙁
Brace yourself for some terrible puns: Take a “Holly”-Day after winning €50 million EuroMillions jackpot!! Tuesday night’s EuroMillions jackpot is an estimated €XX million and stunning model Holly Keating will be hoping that one lucky player in Ireland will win big and have the perfect “Holly”-day as Ireland’s newest EuroMillions millionaire. Holly is hoping that one lucky player in Ireland […]
MIss Ireland Aoife Walsh with some American Shamrocks, ie, four-leaf clover, at a Euromillions shoot ahead of Tuesday’s draw. We won neither the main draw or the Irish-only one. We suck, to be sure to be sure.
Lesson learned: Never dream.
Is lockjaw one of the symptoms of swine flu? On the pigs back with €130 million EuroMillions Jackpot!!You could be hogging up a fortune with tonight’s EuroMillions jackpot, hamming it up towards €130 million! Tocelebrate, our EuroMillions farm girl Layla Flaherty will be hoping that a lucky player will see pigs flying when they have the lucky ticket! […]
Poor Rachel. Still no cure for her terminal case of lockjaw. You could be over the moon by winning Tuesday’s EuroMillions jackpot, which is hurtling towards €110 million! Our gorgeous EuroMillions space cadet Rachel Wallace will be hoping that alucky player in Ireland will have the lucky ticket! Heading to theshop to get your ticket could be […]
Enjoy a Bucks Fizz Eurovision EuroMillions €60 million jackpot! The EuroMillions superband made up of Michael Hannon (left) Daniella Moyles, Miss Universe Ireland Adrienne Murphy and James Murphy.
Rebecca Maguire jinxing the EuroMillions on Friday by opening an umbrella indoors. Sher tis de luck of de Irish, to be sure to be sure.
Adrienne Murphy being muy caliente ahead of last Friday’s Euromillions jackpot. It was won in France. Thanks for nothing Adrienne.
As in, when I win I’m going to divide myself from the labour force. For fucking ever. €110 million EuroMillions jackpot will put you in thedriving seat for the rest of your life! Classy model Rosanna Davison is hoping that one lucky player in Ireland will be driving off into the sunset with a fortune! To celebrate the […]
Swimmers Lyn Whelan, Emma Cramer and Emma Shilliday aremaking a giant splash underwater at the National Aquatic Centre to celebrate the Euromillions Superdraw jackpot which is was a guaranteed €100 million this last Friday. Also on hand was model Faye Rooney who made her own big splash!
Which you are not. EuroMillions jackpot is heading towards a fabulous €50 million. To celebrate, gorgeous mother and daughter duo Gillian and Ashling Quinn are sampling some delicious afternoon tea treats at the Merrion Hotel. Gillian and Ashling are hoping that a player in Ireland will be giving their mother an extra special Mother’s Day gift by pocketing Friday’s €50 […]
Lol jk, because if you’re reading this, you never win anything in any aspect of life, because you’re bitter. So shut up and eat your damn lemon cake. Start March off with a bang! Stunning model Lisa Nolan is ‘march-ing’ to the beat of €40 million ahead of last night’s EuroMillions draw. Lisa is hoping that a […]