Local man hosts caption competition for himself, with smug results

  • ‘You see bishop, the money was only resting in my wife’s account‘.
  • ‘Well Micheál, our only hope is in the Poles’. ‘Jesus we’re fucked in them’.
  • ‘I can resurrect the dead, but you guys are goosed’.
  • And so on.

And a few moments earlier:

The FF faithful out in force to seek absolution for the last 30 years at the ‘Installation of Most Rev Kieran O’Reilly as Archbishop of Cashel and Emly‘. The fact it was an installation explains why there were so many spanners.