Yo Dawg

We heard you like cocaine so we painted your van so everyone would know you like cocaine, plus we stuffed the seats with cocaine. Also: It runs on cocaine.

Spotted in Midleton yesterday. I met one of the people from the DAWG place when I was running in the woods a couple of days ago. She had a three-legged dog. It outran me.

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Author: Bill Linnane

Bylines in the Irish Independent, Irish Examiner, Irish Tatler Man, Evening Echo, and Distilled. Proud owner of the award-defying TripleDistilled.Blog, Ireland's Least Successful Blog™.

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