First they came for the tiny potatoes

 

But I did not complain because I was not a tiny potato. Tesco Midleton yesterday. They must be shifting some amount of tiny spuds to be able to buy all those high-end weapons. If only we lived in a country where we could grow our own potatoes! #frustrating

Also, if you only want to consume 100% ethical products, prepare to die of starvation. Whilst naked. Without an iPhone.

Author: Bill Linnane

Bylines in the Irish Independent, Irish Examiner, Irish Tatler Man, Evening Echo, and Distilled. Proud owner of the award-defying TripleDistilled.Blog, Ireland's Least Successful Blog™.

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