Finally, a reason to go to Cavan

 

Commenting on the news, the Cavan tourism board said “Sex tourists are better than no tourists at all, sher the only reason anyone ever visits here is to buy laundered diesel or to attend a hillbilly incest wedding.”

Except they didn’t, obviously, as they don’t exist. That’s how bad it is. I kid – they do exist and they have this. Up Cavan.

 

Author: Bill Linnane

Freelance writer - or 'word whore' - with the Irish Independent, Irish Examiner, Irish Tatler Man, Evening Echo, and Distilled. Proud owner of the award-defying TripleDistilled.Blog, Ireland's Least Successful Blog™.

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