Derek Byrne: He doesn’t want to pay for water, even though he perspires several litres a second. Also, great call on the hat. The people massacred in Paris salute you sir!
Author: Bill Linnane
Freelance writer - or 'word whore' - with the Irish Independent, Irish Examiner, Irish Tatler Man, Evening Echo, and Distilled. Proud owner of the award-defying TripleDistilled.Blog, Ireland's Least Successful Blog™.
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