Set faces to stunned. Speaking in a Nordie accent he might have been better claiming he was Ferengi.
Author: Bill Linnane
Freelance writer - or 'word whore' - with the Irish Independent, Irish Examiner, Irish Tatler Man, Evening Echo, and Distilled. Proud owner of the award-defying TripleDistilled.Blog, Ireland's Least Successful Blog™.
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