Actual nonsense is actual

No, this is not a joke: 

OFFICE OR SHOP FOR SALE DRIMOLEAGUE VILLAGE, WEST CORK, CO CORK,  IRELAND.
LOCATION, LOCATION LOCATION… IF ITS LUXURY AND A FIRST CLASS  LOCATION WITH EXTREMELY COMPETITIVE PRICE, YOUR LOOKING FOR YOUR 
SEARCH STOPS HERE!! Impressive office or shop indeed it can be used  for many uses hairdressing salloon etc. in this prime location set  in Drimalogue Village the heart of West Cork. this office suite  has access to every amenity. The office suite is situated on the  Ground Floor and the accommodation is bright and spacious. The  internal layout consists of one large open plan office … 
There is a regular bus service to Cork City, there is also a 
regular bus service to the neighboring towns, of Dunmanway, 
Skibbereen and Bantry. There is a Daily West Cork Rural Transport Scheme Serving  Communities in West Cork, and this Community rural bus service has  a door to door service at very reasonable rates and it is even free  of charge to senior citizens, you just give them a ring and let  them know that you are going to town today. 

Ireland is now the second most prosperous country in the world 
after Japan.

There are no racial, national or religious prejudices.

 

You can tour  the country for a week without seeing a police uniform: Low  unemployment and a generously balanced social system result in an  unusually low crime rate.

The Gulf Stream ensures a mild climate. In winter snow is usually  found on the tops of the mountains only. Palm trees grow in the  South and Southwest.

Ireland is called the “Emerald Island” because  its pastures and forests are green even in January.

Mountains, deep  lakes and clean rivers invite anglers and walkers. Visitors from  all parts of the globe enjoy Irish hospitality.

Via The Property Pin, where there is a hilarious discussion of the blurb. 

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