Clare and present danger

Instruments show fuck all more like. Looks like an especially shit birthday party. Or maybe it just seems that way to my untrained, educated eye:

Mr Kerigan explained a Full Spectrum camera (all colours including ultra violet and infra-red visual) was also left switched off on a chessboard and a compass dial board in the reception cottage.

It was this reception cottage that provided a lot of paranormal activity and was the site of a séance carried out by the team.

“Loophead was a friendly ‘ultra-communicated state investigation’, over 24 ‘spirits’ were in contact with us. With this taking into account, it will take a couple of weeks to look back on our recordings to make a pattern of what was caught to comply with the lighthouses past,” said the founder of GhostEire.

“In no means did we feel frightened; maybe this was due to the lifestyle the keepers lived.”

Referring to the Taoiseach’s link to the lighthouse Mr Kerigan said, “Taoiseach Enda Kenny’s grandad, like so many that lived there were lifesavers. So at this moment in time ‘did we see Enda Kenny’s granddad?’; like a true politician I would have to say ‘no comment’.”

But that didn’t stop Brian Cowen making the party: 

Who you gonna call? Ghosts busters! Actually, fuck ghosts busters, looks like we’re going to need drain busters to unclog Brian. 

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