‘Scrummy’

‘Flaccid tackle’. 

It’s a big sporting weekend, with Ireland v Scotland in the RBS 6 Nations on Sunday, and a big weekend for Lotto too, as the jackpot heads for a fantastic €5 million this Saturday. Beautiful top models Rosanna Davison and Nadia Forde got into a tackle at the Aviva Stadium, hoping that a Lotto player will TRY their luck on Saturday and score those six winning numbers to become a millionaire by the time the game kicks-off on Sunday.  Here’s hoping for a big win in Lotto and a big win for Ireland!

Nobody won the top prize, proving once again that god hates us all. Maybe if we stopped conducting reports into all the shitty things his organisation did to women and children, he’d throw a little luck our way. It’s either that or we go back to capturing and torturing leprechauns. 

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