Wow. The girl from The Ring grew up to be hawt.
I kid. It’s this:
Tonight’s EuroMillions jackpot is heading for a fantastic €40 million! Gorgeous Irish model Lynn Kelly is having a flipping
great time as she tests her pancake skills! Lovely Lynn is hoping that a lucky player in Ireland wins the mega jackpot of €40 million in Tuesday’s draw. Play before 7:30pm for your chance to win riches beyond your wildest dreams.
I am aware of the time, but let’s face it, if you’re reading this you are one of life’s perennial losers and were never going to win so much as a scratchcard, so shut up and eat your damn lemons.
Terrifying Lovecraftian footnote: